You Cannot Beat The Jesters Sense of Timing. Don’t Even Try.
It didn't matter of course. On the grounds that
Jonathan was going to surface before me, I hadn't thought to set
an alarm. And he overslept. So we turned up ready for the first
show of the day with literally one minute to spare. Of course we’d
still found a moment to read the local papers in the morning (well,
the bits about us anyway). Fortunately, the first show was in the
school where we'd done the last show the previous night. That meant
we didn't have to haul any of the kit around as we'd left it all
there. We literally (and I mean literally, non of this literary
literally stuff that just means ‘almost’) just walked in and started
the show. Fortunately, The Jesters comedy timing doesn't require
the use of a watch, and once again, he had the kids in stitches
in a matter of moments.
It was all still getting better and smoother. The
only problem we had was that at the beginning of January, all the
windows were shut, the heating was on, and we had 120 kids shouting
and laughing. The juggling that we do isn't just a case of throwing
up three balls and catching them again. It's energetic, and at the
end of a forty minute show, I was dehydrating. Jonathan stated afterwards
that he was having exactly the same problems. Getting more liquid
into us was the easy part. There was also the problem of simple
making sure you're getting plenty of oxygen. Doing exercise in a
closed space where there are around 130 people (including the growed
ups) all competing for the oxygen means you end up having to breath
very, very deeply and that effects your concentration. When you're
throwing five balls around in various ways, it really helps to have
your concentration in something approximating top shape. There's
a very easy answer to this of course. Open a couple of windows and
give the air a chance to circulate.
We were doing two shows at this school. We were
led away and fed coffee and biscuits in the gap between them, and
we asked them to make sure there were some windows open during the
second or we were going to dissolve.
So ten minutes into the second show, when we realise that they've closed all the windows again, Jonathan
has me in stitches while he's telling one of the teachers off for
closing the windows. Bad Teacher! Needless to say, all the kids
find this hilarious too, and fortunately, the teacher involved found
the whole thing funny or it would have just looked like Jonathan
was having an 'artistic moment'. I'm still not convinced he wasn't
having an artistic moment, but it made me laugh anyway.
I'd like to take the opportunity here to state
that it's not true that the Germans have no sense of humour.
They simply hide it quite well. The head master of this school appeared
at first meeting to be the most somber individual, but I have rarely
seen a man laugh as long or as loud as he did at some of the antics
we had his children getting up too. It’s not true that the Germans
have no sense of humour. You simply have
to torture children if you want to see it.
It was at the end of this show that I experienced
the most surreal moment of the entire trip. The show had fortunately
gone down brilliantly again, and again we'd ended up doing an encore
or two. However I really didn't expect, and don't think I will ever
quite understand why we were then swamped by 120 kids all wanting
our 'autogramms'.
Maybe it was the fact that we'd been in local papers
that morning, or maybe they were planning cheque
book duplication in art class that afternoon. I felt a little bit
fake whilst signing away. I wanted to explain that I'm not actually
famous, I'm just this guy who's come to your school to throw things
around and have a bit of a laugh. I also couldn't help thinking
that my mates were going to laugh their heads off when I told them
about this when I got home. I still couldn't help but find the whole
moment in some way or other completely innocent and charming. Jon
Otway used to claim to be the least famous, famous person in the world. Seriously Jon, I think I can give
you some competition on that one. I might even start using it as
a tag line ... "Less famous than Jon Otway". I think it's
got a ring to it.
When the throng of adoring fans had dispersed we
headed over the road to the local comprehensive. This wasn't the
grammar school of yesterday. No shirts and ties here. The uniform
was jeans and T shirts, or whatever took their fancy. I couldn't
help but smile at the irony as Jonathan walked in sporting full
jesters garb, and a fifteen year old lad, dressed in a way that's
probably easiest described as traditional 70's punk, i.e. tartan
trousers, zips everywhere, spiky hair and half a pack of safety
pins in each ear looked at him like he couldn't believe the nerve
of the man. To be honest, sometimes I couldn't quite believe the
nerve of the man, but still.
They fed us breakfast and more importantly, gave
us tea and coffee, and we sat and chatted for twenty minutes while
we waited for the allotted time. Bells rang, which I would point
out, were far nicer sounding bells than I've ever heard in an English
school. Anyone would think they were to notify them about something,
and not an alarm ("everybody run, they're letting the kids
out!"). Jonathan had a tinkle with their piano as the audience
filed in and I found some great bongos to play with. Unfortunately,
we then had to stop mucking about with their instruments, and start
mucking about doing our show, which all said and done wasn't a complete
hardship.
Once again, there were a bunch of people there
who could ride unicycles, so we gave one lucky lady out of the audience
the chance to break her neck riding the six foot one, whilst of
course under constant supervision. Then Jonathan got on the thing
and went zooming round the room on it. We changed the juggling slightly
as we'd brought in the mini boom box, so that we could have some
music. It does make it different. Contact juggling generally has
a quite mesmerizing effect anyway, but it adds something when you
add the right piece of music. We were working from an MP3 player,
so I couldn't use any of my usual music which was all on CD. Prepared
as we ever were, I asked Jonathan to pick something 'appropriate'
out while I got the bits and pieces together being as he had a better
idea what was on the MP3 player. He picked Marillion, 'Script for
a Jesters Tear'. It's a great track, and although I haven't listened
to it for a marillion years I know it quite well from years back.
It was one of those albums that just about everyone had at the time.
I must confess that when it got to the line about "Yet another
emotional suicide" I was suddenly scanning ahead wondering
just how 'appropriate' this was going to be. On reflection, I'm
sure they've all heard a lot worse. For the club juggling later
I used The Killers 'Mr Brightside', which was obviously a good choice
on the grounds that they were clapping before I'd thrown a single
club. Needless to say, amongst the sporadic outbreaks of artistic
integrity there was the usual medley of mayhem. I'm really glad
to say that our last show in Germany went down as well as all the
others, and after the "Zugabe" we were presented with
gifts, including a little bouquet of flowers to add a little colour
and warmth to the van when it all got very cold as we headed up
to Latvia. There were a more autograph hunters as we packed everything
back into the van, which was still making me laugh, but it gave
me a chance to practice a little more German :
"kann ich dein autogramm haben"
"ja kannst du mein autogramm haben"
Probably not quite as useful as directions to the
hotel, but heh.
And then we headed back to Clive and Kirstens place
for lunch and a chat. Aiden had obviously worked out when he was
onto a good thing and had sheets and sheets of paper for Jonathan
and myself to sign. As Jonathan coated a sheet of paper with his
signature he joked that once Aiden had ten of Jonathans signatures,
he could swap them for one of mine. I'd like to add that when you've
got a hundred of mine, you can swap them for an Otway.
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